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for strong nerves only : the Ford Taunus Chamber of Horrors !
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| Burn Out Syndrome ... ever heard of that? |
Crash : First Law of Physics : never two bodies at the same place at the same time.
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| Wildlife Party ... (number of steering attempts) minus (number of curves) unequal (Zero). |
"Patschen :" Austrian idiom for this
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| Colorblind Painter ... com get your car on April first. |
Smoking Car Warning: can cause serious health problems
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| Tow Time.. Hide the 'No Parking' sign next time. |
Rust F[..ing] O[ld] R[usty] D[ustbin]
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| Radar .. say 'cheeeeese'! |
Eaten by Monsters ... Jurassic Car Park.
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| Stolen Tires ... Have you tried actually BYING a 165R13? |
Lost Contact to earth. from the motion picture "James Bond -the Spy who loved me" "
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| Water ... in the carburator, and everywhere else from the motion picture " Full Monty" |
Struck by Lightning ... you never see it coming.
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| Tire Control ... by looking through rusty holes ain't really helpful. Look close, it really is the tyre you see. |
Parking Ticket Thou shalt not part where thou shalt not park!
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| The Claw. Abandon all hope, all ye who parked here. |
Stolen... and that may automatically mean 'good by' to your "Taunus-Club-Membership".
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| Other People . They cause more than 99.9% of all the accidents! |
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